January 2012
Justin stole Fredo's girl, so Fredo stole his...
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The awkward moment when your boyfriends are living...
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December 2011
everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
You know what.?! I'm done. You told me you don't...
you made my life amazing. then you lied and left....
I can’t. This is too much. If it really is you why did you do this to me.?? Since you told me that I’ve been hell. I thought you were gone forever. But all of a sudden you’re back. It doesn’t make any sense.
She calls me back and it’s you. Why did you leave me.?? Why did you lie to me. What am i supposed to do. I cried every night for the longest time. Every time I...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
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student:
me: whoops
Wow. This girl has some serious issues. You wanna hate on something that I do and like just because I’m best friends with your boyfriend.? Bitch, fuck off and realize he doesn’t even fuckin’ like you. Stop hating on me and figure your life out. Obviously you hate me ‘cuz I’m where you wanna be. And it’s not just the fact that you hate One Direction that pissed...
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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I finally found something that to do that makes me happy and my mom yells at me when I try telling her what it is. What a great mom, huh? Ugh, this is why I quit everything I do. She never supports me in what I do.
I guess the only reason I don’t give up so easily is because of my inspiration, Justin Bieber. He’s really the only thing that keeps me going.